well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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