: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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