It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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