I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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