Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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