I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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