At least make sure they are 18
Why
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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