i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
