O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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