that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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