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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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