About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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