did you get engaged???
hotel room ftw
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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