i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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