I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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