Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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