yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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