Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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