Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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