i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Randomize
