Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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