You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Randomize
