i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My bed smells like the plague
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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