I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
cat food counts as protein by the way
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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