We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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