question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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