is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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