there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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