CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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