i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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