I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She even gives head with a lisp.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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