I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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