I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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