it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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