i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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