You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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