Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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