Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I will be naked everywhere
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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