I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
