not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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