Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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