After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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