I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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