it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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