She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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