i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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