yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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