Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
