Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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