My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He passed out mid-signature
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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