i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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